How to test if you belong on sea ......
Step 1: Eat a large English Breakfast!
Step 2: Head into some massive waves, that throws the boat violent from side to side. Best if several of the waves actually send cups, plates, spices, coffee pots, chairs, CD-covers, drawers, dogs and cats flying around ..........if you after 30 minutes of flying and falling around on the boat starts to beg for mercy and pray for land ....well sorry to say it, there is no chance of you ever becoming a Pirate !
How to redecorate your boat in less than an hour
Step 1: See step 2 above
Result..........a complete redecoration of your interior
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